Rx: Daily Dose of Medical Humor Prescribed by: Dr. Meme, M.D. (Meme Department)
Patient Education (but make it funny):
Hypertrophy: When one doge hits the gym WAY too hard. Side effects include: extreme muscle gains and inability to fit through doors. As the bodybuilder of cell changes – one cell doing the work of five because it never skips leg day! 💪
Hyperplasia: When your cells decide to use the copy-paste function excessively. It’s like when you tell one doge a secret and suddenly five doges know it. Multiplication gone wild – it’s not math, it’s just showing off! 📄📄📄📄📄
Atrophy: When your doge forgets leg day… and arm day… and every other day. Basically what happens to your muscles when Netflix asks “Are you still watching?” for the 100th time. The ultimate couch potato transformation! 🛋️
Metaplasia: When a doge identifies as a seal. It’s cellular identity crisis at its finest – like ordering a hot dog and getting a sea dog instead! Talk about taking “going with the flow” too literally. 🌊
Dosage: Take with a large serving of laughter. If symptoms of excessive giggling persist, that’s totally normal.
Warning: May cause sudden outbursts of biological puns and uncontrollable urges to explain cellular pathology using memes.
Would you like a refill of pathology puns or should we schedule a follow-up meme consultation? 😄
Remember: Laughter might not be the best medicine, but it’s definitely the most fun side effect! 🎉
